Containment status
STABLE / OBSERVING
Temporal anchorLOCKED
Radiation profileLOW / GREEN
Threat assessmentADORABLE
Temporal retrieval dossier // specimen 001
THE
PHENOMENOM
A nuclear-powered rat retrieved from a different timeline using quantum time travelling. It arrived carrying 4.7 petajoules of unresolved history — and an attitude problem.
Live specimen telemetry
Specimen identity
RAT-Ø7 / PHENOMENOM
Rodentia / quantum-adapted
Origin: timeline Δ-13
Timeline anomaly
Subject remembers a future that has not happened yet. Do not ask it about the lottery.
Retrieval sequence / event log
Signal detectedQuantum noise resolves into a heartbeat.
Portal openedChronic aperture exceeds safe operating geometry.
Specimen retrievedSubject requests a snack. Timeline collapses.
Now observingIt has learned where we keep the keys.
Core output
4.7 PJ / s
nominal76% capacity
Observer control
The subject has become aware of this dossier. Initiate a harmless temporal ping to confirm that our timeline remains the preferred timeline.
Known constants
- Favourite object
- Anything with a blinking light
- Chrono-signature
- RAT-4E-7F-∆13
- Last transmission
- “The moon is not where you left it.”